Written and adapted for the stage by Julian Clary.

The trio dissect and reassemble the story that everyone knows to shine a light on the poverty and depravity laid bare on the cold London streets.

The Bolds are just like you and me. They live in an ordinary house in an ordinary street, and they love to laugh. But there’s one slight difference… They’re hyenas!

How long can they keep their beastly secret under their hats? Join Mr and Mrs Bold, Betty and Bobby, as they navigate work, school and friends, all whilst trying to keep up their disguise.

With live music, songs and adventures​, this brand new Christmas show revels in the joy of being anything but ordinary. ​

Socially distanced performances
10 December, 18.00

Relaxed performance
5 December, 14.00, 8 December, 11.00, 11 December, 18.00, 15 December 11.00

Audio-described, touch tour performance
11 December, 13.00